Daily Picdump #251


Once upon a time

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, “Will you marry me?” The Princess said, “No!!”
And the Prince rode motorcycles, hunted, fished, raced cars and dated women half his age.
He drank whiskey, beer, and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching. He never paid child support or alimony and and kept his house and guns. He ate spam and potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts.
He never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was frikin’ cool as hell.
He he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up. And lived happily ever after.


Daily Picdump #250


Why it’s important to understand English

I had a bunch of Canadian dollars I needed to exchange, so I went to the currency exchange window at the local bank.
Short line.
Just one lady in front of me. . .an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars and she was a little irritated…
She asked the teller, “Why it change?? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I get hunat eighty?? Why it change?”
The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, “Fluctuations”.
The Asian lady says, “Fluc you white people, too!”


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